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Sardar Sukhpal Singh – Yes let’s start. So the first allegation on this Government is that it failed to instil a sense of security in the common law abiding citizen’s mind
Suhail Raza – And that’s quite right. Loots, rapes, murders every day. These days I don’t even like looking at the newspapers.
Parijat Ghosh – There are more than 40000 cases of Kidnapping and abductions this year
Rajeev Pandey – And still you believe that the Government is not guilty
Parijat Ghosh – It is, but not entirely
Rajeev Pandey – And what makes you think so?
Parijat Ghosh – Okay Mr. Pandey tell me one thing, what have you done apart from cribbing and complaining about the Government?
Rajeev Pandey – Oh please don’t start this. I have heard this question many times earlier as well. We have the Police, we have courts, I have voted and my responsibility ends there.
Sardar Sukhpal Singh – It doesn’t son, it doesn’t. Have you helped an accident victim ever? Haven’t you bribed the traffic cop upon getting caught? Aren’t you contributing to the crime in our country?
Rajeev Pandey – Why are you guys ganging up against me?
Sardar Sukhpal Singh – No one is accusing you but Mr. Ghosh has a point. He is right. Government is responsible but not totally. As citizens of this nation we should be more alert and law abiding.
Kaypey Chawngthu – I have never bribed a cop in my life
Karan Wadhwa – That’s awesome KP, I have done it so many times and I feel guilty already and I don’t vote either.
Kaypey Chawngthu – Doesn’t matter…Delhi Guys don’t vote anyways
Karan Wadhwa- They do, They do, My father does. My Mama ji does too.
Kaypey Chawngthu – Sure, that’s wonderful
Sandeep Nair – So what’s the conclusion?
Aftab Anwar – Before you guys conclude I just wanted to say that even I think this government is doing fine. The Opposition is a bunch of communal morons and they are the real culprits
Mukesh Jha – Wow! You guys can’t grow up seriously. This guy should be ousted from the group. He is insane.
Aftab Anwar – You mind your own business, I don’t need to prove my sanity to idiots like you
Sandeep Nair – WHAAAT IS THE CONCLUSION?
Sardar Sukhpal Singh – I guess we should move to the next allegation
Manoj Bembalkar – The next allegation is corruption
Parijat Ghosh – This is a very serious allegation
Karan Wadhwa – True that
Sardar Sukhpal Singh –In this term the government has beaten all its previous records. From Coal to Phone spectrum to games to helicopters, they have looted everywhere
Aftab Anwar – Still better than those opposition monsters
Prasanna Venkatesh – Why the hell did you vote “guilty” then?
Aftab Anwar – Because I was under pressure. I want to change my vote. I say not guilty
Parijat Ghosh – But brother my vote was based on facts and logic, yours is based on prejudice
Suhail Raza – What bullshit are you talking about Aftab? Both are equally guilty. The ruling party is not a pack of saints, it uses Muslims as vote banks. Don’t succumb to their false propaganda man
Aftab Anwar – You are the modern Musalmaan kinds? You must be a fan of that Gujarati CM too? That monster of a man
Manoj Bembalkar – Only Gandhis are saints in this country rest everyone is a devil. I also propose that Mr. Anwar should be ousted from the group so that we can keep discussing logically
Rajeev Pandey – Not before I get to talk to him? Why is the Opposition party monster?
Aftab Anwar – Because it is a Hindu party
Rajeev Pandey – So Hindus are monsters, right?
Aftab Anwar – I never said that
Rajeev Pandey – But you meant that. This Government is a Musalmaan worshiping government and I want it to perish.
Sardar Sukhpal Singh – Only because it is a Musalman worshiping government? Is that your reasoning Mr. Pandey?
Rajeev Pandey – Yes. No other reasons.
Sardar Sukhpal Singh – Then I must say you are retarded. You need help and you need to be ousted as well.
Rajeev Pandey – Listen old man, you have outlived your life. This is our matter. We are not dying in at least 50 years or so and we have to live in this country so you keep your nose out of it. Sardars are anyways dim-witted.
(Sardar Sukhpal Singh jumps to grab Rajeev Pandey. All others hold him and make him sit again.)
Sardar Sukhpal Singh – I normally don’t lose my cool but you made me lose it. What did you say? Sardars are dim-witted? What logic is that based on? Jokes and Email forwards? Sardars are not dim witted. They are happy people. They don’t believe in holding grudges. They drink, they dance and they enjoy. We are not even 1% of India’s population but are dominant everywhere- Defense, Science, Technology, Arts, Fashion. We believe in harmony, in peace and religious dogma is the last thing we believe in. And one more thing, had I been 10 years younger I would have taught you a lesson.
Deepak Shivhare – Rajeev I think you should say sorry to Sardar Ji
Mukesh Jha – Yes Rajeev Bhai, he is an old fellow and we must not cross boundaries here
Rajeev Pandey – I am sorry Sardar ji, never meant to hurt you
Sandeep Nair – Perfect, so should we continue?
Karan Wadhwa – I am dying for a fag, anyone wanna join me?
Suhail Raza – I’ll join you
Prasanna Venkatesh – I’ll have a coffee
Deepak Shivhare – Okay, let’s have a coffee break, we’ll resume work in 15 minute
To be continued…
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